The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
........And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Hopefully, you've made it this far and I can share with you what brought me to tears. Last night, while hubby was diligently ripping up my utility room floor (with new washer & dryer sitting in my den) I received an e-mail letting me know that someone had commented on my Wednesday Wishes blog post. I went to read it, and OMG!! It was Kathryn Balint HERSELF, from KB and Friends!! WOW!! WOW!! WOW!! What an honor that she would take the time to leave me a few words!! But what really had me bawling, was her sending me a gift of appreciation!! I was so overwhelmed, that I had to stop hubby from ripping up the floor to share the news with him. What a thoughtful and sweet woman!! If I'm ever financially able to purchase digital kits, I will DEFINITELY be spending the $$ in her store.
3 comments :
Awww, how sweet. I hope your utility room gets done without too much hassle.
Kathryn is the sweetest :) Thanks for sharing those funnies LOL
LOL ...too funny! And as an Alabama girl myself, i totally relate! hahaha
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